Protip to Dudebro Sports Writers

Don’t write shit like this:

I actually think the best reality check for Suárez may very well come in the long run from his wife, often the best source of good sense for many men and their faults.

If you read the piece from which I pulled this quote, you’ll see that there is literally no context for this quote other than some idea that one of the roles for wives in our society is to fix their broken, silly husbands.

Really, it should be men who are most upset at this kind of statement because this makes you all look broken and silly.